Noose Happy King, written by Marcelle, 1998. To the tune of "Trigger Happy Jack", by Poe:

He kills easily
It makes him so sexy
To me
& his body spins around
Changing costumes & I
Find it ever so
Hard to resist his charm
But there's nothing more romantic as a gypsy
Waving his puppet in my face
He wants them hangin' from the neck
Dying in disgrace
But he dances around the Court singin'
Although he's messin' with their heads
My only meditation is
I can't believe the guy could be so totally hot
You can't sleep with the King without falling in love
You can't sleep with the King without falling in love
Noose Happy King, you gotta know
That I'm gonna get off on my libido
My Noose Happy King is such a true no-show, no go
& after awhile he calms down
& he looks at me suggestively
But I know I'd better say yes
Cuz I don't wanna end like up like one of his tricks!
But this ain't no head trip honey
There is twitterpation in the air
& he's got me feeling oh just like Romani Queen
But you know deep down I know
You can't sleep with the King without falling in love
You can't sleep with the King without falling in love
Noose Happy King, you gotta know
That I'm gonna get off on my libido
My Noose Happy King is such a true no-show
Why does he make me feel like this?
Why does he gotta have such a d*ck? ;)~
Don't know!
& I hate Frollo
Just enough to want him
But I hate the evil deeds he's done
But I understand him
Maybe I'm just crazy enough
To love him
Why not?
You can't sleep with the King without falling in love
You can't sleep with the King without falling in love